Saturday, September 17, 2011

This Shit Cray


Had a cray ass dream. Me and my boy were finna go to Mississippi for this party so he's driving and he stops payin attention and drives off the top level of the interstate and we fell thru the air and landed on the lower level with cars headed towards us. We swerved and missed the cars and kept driving. But now we're late so we take a shortcut thru a restaurant so we driving thru the restaurant and i realize we in Florida. So we get out the car and all of a sudden we got like 200 bitches trying to kill us. They're chasing us and had machetes on some Kill Bill Quienton Tarentino type ish. We were tossin them hoes all over the beach parking lot. This one chick nicked me on the top of my head and the other chick was about to chop my head off with an ax but I threw a knife thru her neck and deaded her. So I start running to my car and my homeboy who in the middle of fighting toss me the keys like im antonio gate running a crossing route over the middle but it's so many girls trying to kill me that I can't open the door. Finally fight enough off to get in the car and my boy jumps in and I floor it and drive thru big wooden trees and poles to get away. Then I wake up and the top of my head hurt where the bytch nicked me and my whole left side hurt like i got stomped out.

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